Board of Directors

Here, I would like to address some of the members of the board of directors. As you will see there is quite the array of questionable characters around. Should you be looking for just about anything you can find it here, for the right price that is.

  • Ackmena – night shift bartender and occasional singer
  • Ponda Baba (“Walrus Man”) – ill-tempered brawler, mostly armless
  • Boelo – lead henchman of Jabba’s “Sinister and Shady” division
  • Danz Borin – bounty hunter, works for Jabba
  • BoShek (“Shekkie”) – Corellian smuggler, friend and competitor of Han & Chewie
  • Mosep “Mingo” Binneed – Nimbanel accountant for Jabba
  • Pons “Brainiac” Limbic – Siniteen smuggler with incredible navigation skills
  • Breedo – Rodian who swears up and down that he’s not related
  • Lirin Car’n – Jizz musician (klooist) with the Modal Nodes
  • Nalan Cheel – Modal Nodes’ talented bandfill-player
  • Chalmun – Wookie boss of the Double C
  • Swilla “Local Girl” Corey – Jerba herder and occasional thief
  • C-3PO – droid programmed for effeminate protocol and human-cyborg comic relief
  • Tedn Dahai – fanfarist specializing in Jizz
  • Figrin D’an – Modal Nodes bandleader, problem gambler, and virtuoso Jizz klooist
  • Hem Dazon – stranded salt addict, originally from Cona
  • Shada D’ukal – absolutely NOT one of the Tonnika sisters
  • Karoly D’ulin – absolutely NOT the other Tonnika sister
  • Challa Challa Wa – The Furon shaman known for his successful anti-aging treatments.
  • Trinto “Terminal Man” Duaba – professional snitch from Stennaros
  • Cornelius Evazan (aka Doctor Death, Roofoo, Doctor Cornelius, etc.) – amateur surgeon and troublemaker
  • Greedo (now deceased) – Rodian bounty hunter, legendary second-shooter
  • Dice Ibegon (now deceased) – time-shifting Florn Lamproid, passionate kisser
  • Dannik “Eater of Luck” Jerriko – bounty hunter and renowned soup chef
  • Kabe – furry, diminutive fan of juri juice
  • Kitik Keed’kak – Yam’rii female, sometimes mistaken for Zorak
  • Baniss Keeg (Chachi DeMaal) – Duros pilot, engineer, and real estate speculator
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi – just a normal old guy. Go about your business. Move along.
  • Ellorrs Madak (Ohwun DeMaal) – docking bay magnate, star of “Ohwun Loves Chachi” spinoff show
  • Kardue’sai’ “Labria” Malloc – Devaronian bounty hunter, avid music fan and butcher
  • Muftak – Talz orphan, friend of Kabe, and drunken shill for the US DOT
  • Momaw “Hammerhead” Nadon – exiled Ithorian high priest and tree-hugger
  • Doikk Na’ts – prize-winning Fizzzist, member of the Modal Nodes
  • Het Nkik (now deceased) – uncharacteristically assertive Jawa
  • M’iiyoom Onith – H’nemthe female, exceptional french-kisser
  • Arleil Schous – Defel mercenary, not often seen at night
  • Leesub “Weird Girl” Sirln – Qiraash force-sensitive hottie
  • Lak Sivrak (now deceased) – apparently replaceable Shistavanen scout and lover
  • Solomahal – Lutrillian hero of the Clone Wars, now Outer Rim spacer
  • Takeel (“Hunchback”) – Snivvian mercenary, spicer, and snitch
  • Feltipern Trevagg (now deceased) – horny Gotal bounty hunter and tax collector
  • Bom Vimdin – unscrupulous smuggler and merc, owner of the freighter Blood Freeze
  • Wioslea – Vuvrrian female who is absolutely not a Jedi (robes and lightsaber notwithstanding)
  • Wuher – master mixologist and no fun at all to talk to
  • Zutton (“Snaggletooth”) – Snivvian artist, author, bounty hunter, and not blue.