Board of Directors

  • Ackmena – night shift bartender and occasional singer
  • Ponda Baba (“Walrus Man”) – ill-tempered brawler, mostly armless
  • Boelo – lead henchman of Jabba’s “Sinister and Shady” division
  • Danz Borin – bounty hunter, works for Jabba
  • BoShek (“Shekkie”) – Corellian smuggler, friend and competitor of Han & Chewie
  • Mosep “Mingo” Binneed – Nimbanel accountant for Jabba
  • Pons “Brainiac” Limbic – Siniteen smuggler with incredible navigation skills
  • Breedo – Rodian who swears up and down that he’s not related
  • Lirin Car’n – Jizz musician (klooist) with the Modal Nodes
  • Nalan Cheel – Modal Nodes’ talented bandfill-player
  • Chalmun – Wookie boss of the Double C
  • Swilla “Local Girl” Corey – Jerba herder and occasional thief
  • C-3PO – droid programmed for effeminate protocol and human-cyborg comic relief
  • Tedn Dahai – fanfarist specializing in Jizz
  • Figrin D’an – Modal Nodes bandleader, problem gambler, and virtuoso Jizz klooist
  • Hem Dazon – stranded salt addict, originally from Cona
  • Shada D’ukal – absolutely NOT one of the Tonnika sisters
  • Karoly D’ulin – absolutely NOT the other Tonnika sister
  • Trinto “Terminal Man” Duaba – professional snitch from Stennaros
  • Cornelius Evazan (aka Doctor Death, Roofoo, Doctor Cornelius, etc.) – amateur surgeon and troublemaker
  • Greedo (now deceased) – Rodian bounty hunter, legendary second-shooter
  • Dice Ibegon (now deceased) – time-shifting Florn Lamproid, passionate kisser
  • Dannik “Eater of Luck” Jerriko – bounty hunter and renowned soup chef
  • Kabe – furry, diminutive fan of juri juice
  • Kitik Keed’kak – Yam’rii female, sometimes mistaken for Zorak
  • Baniss Keeg (Chachi DeMaal) – Duros pilot, engineer, and real estate speculator
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi – just a normal old guy. Go about your business. Move along.
  • Ellorrs Madak (Ohwun DeMaal) – docking bay magnate, star of “Ohwun Loves Chachi” spinoff show
  • Kardue’sai’ “Labria” Malloc – Devaronian bounty hunter, avid music fan and butcher
  • Muftak – Talz orphan, friend of Kabe, and drunken shill for the US DOT
  • Momaw “Hammerhead” Nadon - exiled Ithorian high priest and tree-hugger
  • Doikk Na’ts – prize-winning Fizzzist, member of the Modal Nodes
  • Het Nkik (now deceased) – uncharacteristically assertive Jawa
  • M’iiyoom Onith – H’nemthe female, exceptional french-kisser
  • Arleil Schous – Defel mercenary, not often seen at night
  • Leesub “Weird Girl” Sirln – Qiraash force-sensitive hottie
  • Lak Sivrak (now deceased) – apparently replaceable Shistavanen scout and lover
  • Solomahal – Lutrillian hero of the Clone Wars, now Outer Rim spacer
  • Takeel (“Hunchback”) – Snivvian mercenary, spicer, and snitch
  • Feltipern Trevagg (now deceased) – horny Gotal bounty hunter and tax collector
  • Bom Vimdin – unscrupulous smuggler and merc, owner of the freighter Blood Freeze
  • Wioslea – Vuvrrian female who is absolutely not a Jedi (robes and lightsaber notwithstanding)
  • Wuher – master mixologist and no fun at all to talk to
  • Zutton (“Snaggletooth”) – Snivvian artist, author, bounty hunter, and not blue.
Society Cantius